Just Another Fangurl

the one where everybody finds out / sweet pea + reader

Thu, 31 May 2018 17:15:04 -0400

Summary: In which the Reader has been secretly dating Sweet Pea for months, and slowly but surely, everyone finds out. Based on 5x14 of “Friends.”
(Warnings: mentions of sex, language.) (Words: 6226)

MASTERLIST
“Seriously, Dad. Don’t just sweep it all under the mat, at least use the pan,” Jughead complained, still wiping down the counters and watching FP’s half-assed attempt at sweeping with a frown.
FP paused, holding the broom still in his hand and giving Jughead a glare. ‘Boy, you better-”
You were quick to cut him off, standing by the dishwasher and shooting both of them a stern look. “Alright, enough you guys. Stop arguing and just get this cleaned up. Your parole officer’s going to be here any minute, Dad.”
They were both grumbling to themselves and you rolled your eyes, lips quirking upwards in amusement at how eerily similar they were at times. You were finishing putting away the few dishes your father owned when your phone buzzed, signalling a notification. Pulling it out of your pocket and reading the text, a smile lit up your face and your fingers immediately started typing out a response.
When you put your phone away you could feel someone staring at you. Glancing up with a raised brow, you met Jughead’s suspicious glare, your brother eyeing you warily. “What?”
“You’ve been weirdly cheerful lately. Wanna tell me what that’s about?”
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wOw

reggiefogarty: Ok but jordan is clearly trying not to laugh here and i just find it so cute that...

Thu, 31 May 2018 11:08:20 -0400

reggiefogarty:

Ok but jordan is clearly trying not to laugh here and i just find it so cute that like charles is staring intensely up at him or pulling some stupidass face or something and i just need to see the bloopers thank u

wow he’s hot

jeffatkins:looks like cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: alex standalllooks like he could...

Mon, 28 May 2018 14:02:56 -0400

jeffatkins:

looks like cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: alex standall
looks like he could kill you but is actually cinnamon roll: scott reed
looks like cinnamon roll and is actually cinnamon roll: zach dempsey
looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you: justin foley
looks like he could die from eating too many cinnamon rolls: clay jensen

<333

sweetpeaiscomingforu: Let’s talk about how Sweet Peas back looks. Hot like everything on him. And...

Fri, 25 May 2018 21:26:34 -0400

sweetpeaiscomingforu:

Let’s talk about how Sweet Peas back looks. Hot like everything on him. ~~And his ass~~.
Riverdale - 2x21
~~Can’t get the picture of his Dick out of my~~ ~~head~~.

archiefics: Fangs is dead. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Fuck this. Absolutely not. I’m done and...

Wed, 09 May 2018 21:34:33 -0400

archiefics:

Fangs is dead. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Fuck this. Absolutely not. I’m done and I hate all of the Riverdale writers.

this bitch better come back to life

deadinu: i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i...

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 10:17:10 -0400

deadinu:

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

u right sis

twitterluke:This is probably my favorite clip of Luke on...

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 01:49:33 -0400

twitterluke:

This is probably my favorite clip of Luke on stage.

oh FUCK ME

1983

Sat, 21 Apr 2018 11:03:55 -0400

calumurrica:

Warnings: quite a bit of swearing and some panicking

Author’s Note: i wrote this in three hours which is faster than i have written in years

Word Count: 3.3k

Luke,

I promised Brian that I’d drop your car off around noon on the 18^th. Hopefully that hasn’t passed by the time this gets to you. My siblings miss you by the way, so you better make it back soon before they drive me mad. Speaking of people that drive me fucking mad, how’s Rhonda? I know, I know, she’s your “girlfriend” so I should respect her. You do know she shoved shrimp down my shirt the last time I visited you two? My bra smelled of shellfish for two weeks, and she didn’t even apologize. That was when you orgasmed because of how good your clam strips were.

I could have called you up, but I don’t know how to reach you anymore. I’m fucked if this is the wrong address. Sorry stranger! Pardon my language. Godspeed if you are a stranger.

But if you are Luke, pay for my fucking dry cleaning next time you bring Rhonda around, got it?

Love you bud,

Penny

You chuckled to yourself as your stared down at the letter. Though the sender meant for this to go to a certain Luke, it arrived at your door instead. After reading over it a dozen times, you decided that you wanted to be best friends with this Penny. She seemed like the appropriate, hard-headed girl that you needed in your life. But first, you wanted to find Luke. Luckily for you, you knew exactly who Luke was.

Penny,

Hi stranger! Don’t you worry, doll, this will be in Luke’s hands before you know it. And, I promise I didn’t peak at the content (for the most part). But, I am afraid that he will not be making it home in time to pick up his car, if that was what you meant. At least, that’s what I know! Maybe he keeps secrets from us all.

All the best,

Y/N

P.S. I’ve never met this Rhonda, nor have I heard anything about her lately, but if she comes around here anytime soon, I’ll make sure she gets an earful out of me.

And, I’ll have some shrimp ready if things get messy.

P.P.S. Okay, so I totally read everything. I’m sorry.

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oof i died

goldstarluke: 37 seconds of Luke being Luke marry me

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 17:23:42 -0400

goldstarluke:

37 seconds of Luke being Luke

marry me

goldstarluke: Things that 5sos didn’t get the chance to have and are making up for now instead of...

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 20:23:47 -0400

goldstarluke:

Things that 5sos didn’t get the chance to have and are making up for now ~~instead of releasing an album~~:
Ashton: An edgy, rebellious, teen stage which involves indirect instagram captions, leather jackets, a lot of candles and weird abstract art
Calum: A cute, hairy friend who’s not one of his band members - a d o g .
Michael: A public relationship consisting of a large amount of PDA
Luke: The chance to be a reckless fratboy and post about the fact that he’s a major socialite every weekend

asdfghjkl fratboy!luke

OK WAITso young blood is SUCH A FUCKING BOP and luke sounds like an angel but i gotta swerve into...

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 22:27:18 -0400

OK WAIT

so young blood is SUCH A FUCKING BOP and luke sounds like an angel but i gotta swerve into cal’s lane and talk about how good the bass sounds??? he sounds like a god and i love my squish.

sassqueenluke: And here’s the second one that I found! They’re...

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 17:39:18 -0400

sassqueenluke:

And here’s the second one that I found! They’re so smiley and happy it melts my heart! ❤❤❤❤

cal so squishy

75/86 with Calum

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 23:35:01 -0400

Here you go!! Sorry this took me actually 98 years to get to you. Most of this had been sitting in my drafts and I honestly forgot about it until I came across it rn. So I finished it up and here it is! Some angsty calum for you! I hope you like it!!

Calum let out a loud groan when the rays of sunshine from his hotel window pulled him from his deep drunken slumber. He had been awake not 30 seconds and was already plagued with a headache from his heavy drinking the night before. He had no desire to get up from the comfy bed to deal with anyone in the world so he rolled over and pulled the pillow onto his face attempting to block out the persistent sun. His mind was slowly slipping back to sleep when the memories from the night before came crashing into him like a two ton truck.

“Calum don’t you think you should maybe take it a little easy on the drinking?” (Y/N) asked softly, from her spot on the bed. She had been in her pajamas for hours now, chilling in the hotel room alone, again. He had abandoned her once again to go to another club, or house party she couldn’t keep track at this point. She understood sometimes being alone was part of the deal when she would visit on tour, the boys were busy doing promo, interviews, their job. What she didn’t understand was her best friend, the person she came all the way here to see, seemingly insist need to leave her behind. But even all that paled in comparison to her actual concern about what the media was starting to say about him. Horrible things about how all he did was drink now, the party boy who caused trouble, started fights. She was terrified those things were becoming true and she never wanted him to become that person.

“What are you talking about? I’m fiiiiiinnne,” He slurred, still making his way into the room wobbling with each drunken step.

“I don’t think you are. You should probably tone the partying and drinking down a bit. Maybe take a rest from the whole scene for a while,” She suggested.

“Just because you are a dud doesn’t mean I should have to be,” He said offhandedly, starting to attempt at taking his shirt off. All he managed to do is get tangled and frustrated in his drunken stupor.

“This isn’t about me, Calum. This is about your health for one, this can’t possibly be could for you to be spread so thin all day doing promo and shows every night then partying and drinking out until,” She quickly checked the clock, “4 in the morning when you have to get up again tomorrow to do it all over again. Also its bad for your reputation. Do you really want to be known as the party boy who can’t handle his alcohol and starts fights?”

“Who the fuck said I can’t handle my alcohol?!” He asked, ignoring all the concerns (Y/N) had just voiced.

“That’s not the main concern here,” She said, pushing up off the bed in frustration. “You need to make serious changes Calum, I’m worried about you.”

“Well, stop worrying. I’m fucking fine. Stop trying to tell me what to do, I didn’t fucking ask for your opinion,” He said beginning to wrestle his shirt off once again. This time succeeding. “Everyone wants to offer their fucking opinion when no one asked! I didn’t ask, (Y/N)!”

“Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me? I hate seeing people say disgusting things about you Calum! You’re my best friend! I want people to see you as the caring thoughtful person I know, not this drunken fool you are being,” She said.

“Maybe you don’t know me as well as you fucking thought! Why are you even here?! All you do is bitch at me. ‘Don’t do this Calum. Don’t do that. Smoking is bad, watch your drinking.’ Why the fuck do you care? You’re not my mom, and you sure as hell are not my girlfriend so leave me the hell alone.” He exclaimed before he plopped down on the bed, shoving his face into one of the pillows obviously too drunken or too pissed off to care about continuing the conversation. But it didn’t even matter at that point. Before his face even hit the pillow (Y/N) was already gathering her things, packing everything back up into her suitcase. She was ready to leave within minutes, pajamas long gone regular street clothes replacing them. Calum was right, she wasn’t his girlfriend. No matter how deep her feelings for him were or how much she loved the idiotic boy she wasn’t his girlfriend and wouldn’t ever be. So she picked up her bag and left Calum in the dark room, snoring oblivious to the mess he had caused.

He bolted upright, his eyesight going spotty for a second from the sudden movement. The bed next to him was empty, his chest tightened, what the hell had he done?! He swung his legs to the floor getting up to look for her luggage, but it was gone. All that was left in the room was his duffel. Forgoing shoes and a shirt Calum ran out of his hotel room making a beeline for Michaels. He refused to stop knocking until the blue haired boy answered the door.

“Wow, you look rough,” Michael snorted, but Calum didn’t even take notice he pushed right past the pale boy into his room.

“Where is she?” There wasn’t much room to search in the tiny space. Luke and Ashton were occupying a bed together passing a phone back in forth laughing at whatever was on the small screen. There was only one other bed in the room and (Y/N) was not there, she wasn’t in his room, she was gone and Calum was struggling to breathe.

“Where IS SHE?! Where is (Y/N)!” He shouted, as if the boys could just pull her out of thin air to calm his racing heart.

“She fucking left, mate,” Michael said crossing his arms, obviously pissed off at Calum.

“Wha-what do you mean she left? Like left to go out and explore the city or..or left..” He didn’t even want to finish asking. He didn’t want to believe he had been such a horrible dick to her to make her leave the country to go back home. He would never forgive himself.

“She went home, Cal. We took her to the airport this morning,” Luke said quietly, obviously sensitive to Calums distress.

“Well, why the fuck would you do that!!!” It wasn’t a question, it was a demand.

“Because we aren’t a bunch of shit heads! We weren’t going to force her to stay! She didn’t feel wanted here Calum and it wasn’t because of any of us. We love (Y/N) and we told her so, insisted we did want her here. It wasn’t anyone but you who made her feel unwelcome! I can’t even believe you’d treat her like that! She does so fucking much for you! She’s been there for you through it all! Always defending you always standing by your side and how do you repay her? By being a major dick,” Michael was infuriated.

“She really left,” He couldn’t breathe, really couldn’t. His chest was impossibly tight and all he kept thinking was don’t cry, don’t fucking cry. “I really lost her.”

but how sorry? // luke hemmings smut [au]

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 22:40:48 -0400

defcliff0rd:

summary: luke is your brother’s biggest rival and, unbeknownst to him, you disregarded every caution he told you to take

warnings: rated m // nothing besides angst (duh) and smut i think??

word count: 7.2k

author’s note: so i think my last smut was written in either 2015 or maybe even 2014 so this may be really rough but be gentle pls all i know from 5sos popping back into my life is that i’m still a michael girl through and through but fuck luke has grown and i’m so here for this so enjoy!! (as per usual there’s far too much backstory but that’s always been part of my backstory sO leggo) // i also didn’t edit this but i will later so pls be gentle!!

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heartbrakegirl: x AHHHH

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 18:13:55 -0400

heartbrakegirl:

AHHHH

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:12:38 -0400

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important.

lovelyx5sos: Person: “Do you like art?”Me: “Do you mean Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Michael...

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:10:17 -0400

lovelyx5sos:

Person: “Do you like art?”
Me: “Do you mean Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, and Ashton Irwin?”

THESE ARE SUCH GOOD PICTURES IM SEIZING

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 14:07:08 -0400

bartender || calum hood

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 08:41:51 -0400

cal-puddies:

You laid on the couch of the house you shared with your best friend.

“Get your ass up, we’re going out. You’re gonna get hot, we’re gonna call some friends and we’re gonna stop mopping.” The curly haired ray of sunshine that was Ashton, said coming in the room.

“I don’t feel like it.” You whine.

“I have it on good authority that Calum is bartending at that new club.”

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me likey this

THOUGHTS. the 5sos3 tour starts soon and they can’t rly have a tour without releasing the album....

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 00:32:35 -0400

THOUGHTS.

the 5sos3 tour starts soon and they can’t rly have a tour without releasing the album. therefore we need to release the album in less than 5 days :)